Strangeways,
Here We Come Yea-Sayers: "Maybe as good as 'The Queen Is Dead', but probably not
better. ('Paint A Vulgar Picture' — aka 'Dear Prudence' and 'Death Of A Disco
Dancer' — aka 'Strawberry Fields' though, are classics.)"
"...a masterpiece that surpasses even 'The Queen Is
Dead'..."
"This is not exactly the way I wanted to remember them"
A Rush And A Push
And The Land Is Ours
I
Started Something I Couldn't Finish
Death
Of A Disco Dancer
Girlfriend
In A Coma
Stop
Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Last
Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Unhappy
Birthday
Paint
A Vulgar Picture
Death
At One's Elbow
I
Won't Share You
Released in September 1987
- Dylan Jones, i-D, 1987
A solid and mature album recorded as The Smiths disintegrated.
Marr's doomed ambition to escape the band's perceived indie status is evident
in the experimental grandiosity of "Death Of A Disco Dancer" and "Last
Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me". Morrissey is on champion acid form,
trashing record company politics in "Paint A Vulgar Picture" and broaching
yet another pop taboo with the gorgeous "Girlfriend In A Coma".
A bold and bittersweet swansong. (****)
- Stephen Dalton, Uncut, 1998
Just why did such a formidable percentage of Eighties youth, saturated by synthesiser
drivel and the thundercloud of Thatcherism, seek shelter and much emotional
solace in a fistful of gladioli, the complete works of Oscar Wilde and a conspicuously
unnecessary pair of National Health spectacles? Those kitchen-sink survivors
- who bought the records, wore the glasses, and devoted solitary weekends fanatically
memorising passages from A Taste Of Honey - are quick to remind the
culturally parched that aside from being the greatest pop group this century,
The Smiths were very much a way of life.
It's a testament to the talent and vision of The Smiths that they inspired such
idolatrous worship from as ruthlessly committed a fanbase as pop music has ever
spawned - and achieved a status that even the most modest critic would be compelled
to term "legendary" - in less than five years and just four studio
albums.
Their eponymous debut in 1984 was compositionally flawless, yet the general
consensus was that The Smiths was not the generation-defining platter
it perhaps could have been. 1985's Meat Is Murder was a confident step
forward, the record's inflammatory sentiments and lyrics hinting towards the
more sensationalist set-pieces to follow - but it was 1986's The Queen Is
Dead that finally propelled The Smiths into an orbit unique within the
tired, unchallenging climate of mid-Eighties pop. From its opening charge on
the palace gates to the anthemic fantasies of falling under the wheels of a
10-ton truck, the album proved conclusively that, as a lyricist, Morrissey could
juggle deadpan wit with a soul-chilling self-deprecation, while - as composer,
arranger and co-producer - Johnny Marr was pop's Michelangelo in an age of timid
Tony Harts.
In early 1987, the group entered the studio to record their fourth album. But
between its reportedly smooth, tantrum-free recording and its eventual release
that autumn, without warning The Smiths imploded, almost overnight.
From the moment "Girlfriend In A Coma" had the dubious honour of being
previewed the very evening Radio One announced Marr's split from the group,
the ensuing album was cursed with the adverse status of a bitter, cryptic postscript
to a brief but glorious career.
Consequently, the album became a focus of lamentation for the group's obsessed
and grieving fans. Reviews became post-mortems, critics looking for clues to
explain The Smiths' unexpectedly premature demise. Which meant that whatever
hopes the group may have had for the way the album would be received were eclipsed
at a stroke by the bewildering void left by their own sudden disintegration.
The record's typically fatalistic lyrical motifs suddenly acquired a dramatic
new significance: the multiple references to death, not least in two song titles,
the requiem strings on "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me",
Morrissey's entrance as "The ghost of troubled Joe" - surely,
these were all coded references to the band's imminent and apparently inevitable
end.
But though the wailing and gnashing of teeth was deafening that autumn, the
mourning masses really ought to have stopped for a moment to consider exactly
what they'd been so generously bequeathed. For if The Smiths' split was the
cause of much funereal breast-beating, the album that followed in its immediate
wake was, by contrast, glorious and intoxicating.
Far from being hopelessly maudlin (anybody whoever accused The Smiths of being
miserable was desperately lacking anything approaching a sense of humour), the
album possesses a playful spirit of self-parody, coy lyrical double-entendres
and mischievous in-jokes - there's the obvious "Stop Me If You Think You've
Heard This One Before", for instance, Morrissey's "It's crap I
know" aside during the rockabilly chainsaw farce, "Death At One's
Elbow", the line, "You just haven't earned it yet baby",
itself a previous song title, slipped into "Paint A Vulgar Picture",
and the closing lullaby, "I Won't Share You".
Familiar themes are revisited with deft maturity, not least in "Last Night
I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me" - two minutes of distant, tortured jeers
and reflectively sombre piano before all hell and its orchestra breaks loose
in a dramatic, Walker-esque climax. Morrissey is the heir of nothing-in-particular
once more - older, world weary and rapidly losing the fight.
As far as unknown pleasures go, Strangeways' best kept secret is "Death
Of A Disco Dancer" - as ambitious a record as The Smiths ever made, with
a lush John Barry score sliding into the psychedelic bedlam of "Venus In
Furs", and Morrissey spotlighting the fragile myth of the blossoming rave
scene with a politely condescending "Very nice". It was unlike
anything they'd previously attempted, but still definitively and unmistakeably
The Smiths.
"Paint A Vulgar Picture" is the album's other late milestone. An indictment
of the music business and its mercenary imperatives, it is funny and cruelly
honest. Given the circumstances of its release on Strangeways, it's
not surprising it was subject to perhaps over-zealous scrutiny at the time.
The shrewd - even unscrupulous - marketing of extra tracks and "tacky badges"
remains a legitimate target for such bravura satire, but the song's most damaging
blows are aimed at those on the extreme right of fandom's diverse political
spectrum, the kind of character Morrissey knew and knows only too well. His
tone here is both that of sympathetic agony aunt and wicked, wicked mockery,
the track ending with his (quite purposely) audible wretching. Tucked between
the more epic numbers are songs no less striking. From the decidedly glam "I
Started Something I Couldn't Finish", with its infectious "Typical
me" refrain, to the acid-tongued "Unhappy Birthday" and
the military two-step, piano-led opener, "A Rush And A Push And The Land
Is Ours", Strangeways is indeed the most diverse collection The
Smiths ever assembled.
Asked in 1994 to comment on Johnny Marr's remark that Strangeways was
their best album, Morrissey gave a typically Wildean reply. "Well, it is,"
he said. "We're in absolute accordance on that. We say it quite often.
At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds."
When The Smiths split, there were those for whom it seemed not much less than
the end of the world as they knew it. And the reputation of Strangeways
has suffered as a result of such over-reaction. The album is too often seen
as "an epilogue", the last wheezing gasp of an exhausted band.
Don't you believe it!
The musical inspiration that originally aroused such gladioli-waving mass hysteria
was never more impressive, never more realised, never more accomplished than
on Strangeways, Here We Come, an album whose considerable qualities
were so frustratingly overlooked in the anguished vortex of late 1987.
It's The Smiths' masterpiece.
- Simon Goddard, Uncut, October, 1997
"For a band that reportedly hated each other when they made it, the Smiths
managed a surprisingly cohesive farewell statement on Strangeways Here
We Come. They sure haven't cheered up, as titles like 'Unhappy Birthday,'
'Girlfriend In A Coma,' and 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me' make
clear. But Morrissey can see the dark humor in the misery, and his world view
has grown from self-pity to real compassion."
- Pulse
"'Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live and is full of
misery. He cometh up and is cut down like a flower. He fleeth as it were a shadow,
and never continueth in one stay' (Anglican Funeral Service).
The Smiths are, after all the speculation, finally heading the queue for the
Crem. Look at the pit they dug themselves: signed to deadly EMI; Johnny Marr
- the decade's most original rock guitarist and musical keystone of the combo
- had done a runner, and Mike Joyce followed, while bass player Rourke struggled
on with his drug problem. Surely the odds stacked against them creating another
flawed Meat Is Murder, let alone an LP of universally-acclaimed
quality like The Queen Is Dead?
Predictably, in these circumstances, Strangeways... finds Morrissey
with one hoof heavily into his sarcophagus. From the opening line of the positively
raunchy 'A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours' - 'I am the ghost of troubled
Joe' - it seems as if he's determined to give his fun 'n' money-lovin'
critics as much ammo for derision as humanely possible. He even seems to relish
calling a song 'Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before', in the face
of those who perpetually take the piss out of him and reckon that every Smiths
song sounds the same.
To my ears the major criticism of Morrissey has been that he's a miserable defeatist
who encourages negative, rather than positive, responses from his admirers.
There's some truth in this, as revealed here in 'Death Of A Disco Dancer' and
'Death At One's Elbow', the weakest links on 'Strangeways...'. The first is
overlong (like 'Barbarism...') and, despite Marr's ingenious plinky-guitar crescendo,
totally predicatable: 'love, peace and harmony/love, peace and harmony/Oh
very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice/but maybe in the next world'.
The second is fast and furious and as much of a slim self-parody of The Smiths'
best as 'Sheila...' and 'Shoplifters...' were.
But it's the weird balance of Morrissey's mortal humour with Marr's beatific
melodies that establishes The Smiths' final greatness. Mozzer as the jilted,
unrequited lover, 'The one you left behind' who spoils the party with
'Unhappy Birthday' wishes: 'drink, drink, drink, and be ill tonight';
Mozzer as the 'hairbrushed and parted' provocateur of 'I Started Something
I Couldn't Finish', a classic pop song that seems to echo - believe it or not
- the treasured oeuvre of T.Rex, Mud and The Glitter Band!; Mozzer as the emotionally
dithering laddo in 'Girlfriend In A Coma'.
The point, of course, is that pop is a confidence trick; it pretends it's a
world of harmless entertainment and yet continually bombards us with the we're-having-a-good-time-and-there's-something-seriously-wrong-with-you-if-you're-not
philosophy; a world where 'people who are weaker than you and I/they take
what they want from life' ('A Rush And A Push...'). In response The Smiths
tackled bloody serious subjects in tandem with addictive tunes; Morrissey could
turn spina bifida into a Top Ten hit and probably will.
Those who believe that Steven Patrick Morrissey should address himself to the
political affairs of this nation will again be disappointed. Lyrically he fails
to allude to Roy Hattersley's girth or the indignity of Labour, and instead
continues to mine that seam of fatal realism. Excuse me, but Saul Bellow observed
that 'Ignorance of death is destroying us. Death is the dark backing a mirror
needs if we are to see anything.' And it often seems that Morrissey's philosophy
and humour (like Woody Allen's) arises from a similar obsession with the inevitability
of turning one's toes up, of popping one's clogs. Hence the emphasis on life's
priorities like love, sex, laughter and bicycles.
'No, don't mention love/I can't take the strain of the pain all over again.'
Love, sex and death remain constants in The Smiths' Strangeways...
songs. The universal appeal still stems from Morrissey's comic, deliberate ambiguity
about who he can and can't have: 'I grabbed you by the gilded beans/That's
what tradition means.' He's sexy and risque but never crude or sordid;
he wears his heart on his sleeve, I see no reason why he should have to make
clumsy public proclamations about his sexual preferences.
In the same way that he took time out on Meat Is Murder to
propound vegetarianism and on The Queen Is Dead to satirise
his own Wilde-like plagiarism, on Strangeways... it's Rough
Trade that get the treatment. 'Paint A Vulgar Picture' is a bitter attack on
the label's exploitation of the band's success - 'At the record company
party/on their hands a dead star' - and on its marketing ploys: 'satiate
the need, slip them into different sleeves, buy both and feel deceived', 'please
the press in Belgium'. Morrissey also deprecates his own status as 'spokesman
for a generation', pokes fun at his fawning fans' alarmingly close identification
with him and his beliefs ('I walked apace behind you at the soundcheck,
you're just the same as I am'), scoring a direct hit on people like me.
Morrissey's assured us that 'it's impossible for anybody to change me as an
individual, and it's certainly impossible for a record company to change me'.
Thus The Smiths had sentenced themselves to that Strangeways of pop, that long-term
institution, EMI; a multinational which seemed to celebrate news of the split
with the tell-tale comment, 'essentially we now have two acts for the price
of one'.
Whether Morrissey or Ferry-sidekick Marr can thrive in this new environment
remains to be seen but, listening obsessively to 'Strangeways...' I can't help
feeling that this is a once in a lifetime partnership, a uniquely complimentary
marriage of talents that's developed from a long-established friendship.
Coming to Strangeways... I was half prepared to put the boot
into The Smiths. I was sure that mid-production upsets - the breakdown in communication
between Mozz and Marr (the absence of Marr's beloved B-side instrumentals from
the last four singles and Marr's remaining close to sacked Smiths manager Ken
Friedman) - would tarnish its quality. But Strangeways... contains
two of Morrissey/Marr's greatest moments since the Fab Four's inception.
There's the warm Mersey acoustics of the final track 'I Won't Share You', which
beautifully echoes both 'Back To The Old House' and 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.
And, outstandingly, there's 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me' - which
builds from atmospheric solo piano and madding crowd noises, then explodes into
Morrissey's most emotional unloveable vocals, and reaches a 'Wild Is The Wind'
falsetto climax coupled with a thousand violins. It's as great as 'I Know It's
Over'.
I don't think there's any point in comparing The Smiths with their pop contemporaries;
a couple of dodgy singles aside they remained above and beyond the rest, ploughing
their own furrow (digging their own grave?), setting their own standards. I
passionately hoped this was not to be their last breath, but nevertheless, in
case you haven't guessed by now, Strangeways, Here We Come
is a masterpiece that surpasses even The Queen Is Dead in terms
of poetic, pop, and emotional power.
Yes, very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice..."
- Len Brown, New Musical Express, September 12, 1987
"'This story is old - I know/But it goes on,' bleats Morrissey
on the Smiths' fifth album. Perhaps it will, but not in this form. Recorded
last spring, before guitarist Johnny Marr left the band (followed in turn by
Morrissey's announcement that he would pursue a solo career), Strangeways,
Here We Come stands as the Smiths' unexpected swan song. Ironically,
it also stands as one of their best and most varied records: much like R.E.M.
on Document, this is the sound of a band unbuttoning its collective
collar despite the problematic artsiness of its lead singer.
If you've ever considered Morrissey a self-obsessed jerk, Strangeways,
Here We Come isn't likely to change your mind. He's still indulging
in angst chronicles like 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,' which
is saddled with a turgid, string-drenched melody to boot. But throughout the
album, Morrissey keeps returning to the themes of death and parting ('I Won't
Share You,' 'Death at One's Elbow'), almost as if he had seen the breakup coming,
and dishes out bitter indictments like 'If you should die/I may feel slightly
sad' ('Unhappy Birthday'). And in 'Paint a Vulgar Picture,' a bittersweet
elegy to a dead rock star, Morrissey makes the mistake of putting down record-company
marketing ('Reissue! Repackage!/Reevaluate the songs/Double-pack with a
photograph') on an album that has a merchandising address printed on its
inner sleeve.
Morrissey is much more effective in 'Death of a Disco Dancer,' which pinpoints
Marr's importance to the band, as it builds from his scraping-fingernail fret
work to a cacophony of guitars and keyboards. Throughout Strangeways,
Here We Come, Marr - who's credited with strings and saxophone arrangements
as well as guitar and piano - continually conjures up rich, Gothic frameworks
for Morrissey's ornate phrasing.
Bright acoustic guitars add a folksy grace to 'Girlfriend in a Coma' and 'Unhappy
Birthday,' and a pumping piano turns 'A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours'
into a demented tango. In the album's most propulsive number, 'Stop Me If You
Think You've Heard This One Before,' Marr and the Andy Rourke-Mike Joyce rhythm
section whip up a frenzied brew that amply compensates for Morrissey's tale
of rituals of self-punishment following a failed love affair. Marr's piercing
solo at the end of the song not only is one of the record's emotional highlights
- it also proves it's best the band split up rather than attempt to replace
him."
- David Browne, Rolling Stone
"An inconclusive, and frankly disappointing full stop to
this decade's most brilliant career. Strangeways saw The Smiths
lose touch with their distinctive musical style. Morrissey, picking at the scabs
of familiar emotional cuts, was unable to do anything but run on the spot."
- Unknown Critic'
"This is the Smithses [sic] last album as a group. What killed them? Was
it mizzable yet oddly detached songs like 'Girlfriend In A Coma,' 'Paint A Vulgar
Picture' and 'Unhappy Birthday'? Is it because the song titles are longer than
the actual songs, i.e. 'Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before' -
ironic, ain't it, since it's the only song that vaguely resembles the kind of
good work that the Smiths used to do - and a few more I don't even have to mention.
All this is fine and dandy - after all, one of The Smith's [sic] best tricks
of old was weird novel-length titles and clever word play. However, the ingenuity
of a dog playing dead gets a little boring after a while, and so does the constant
WHINING of lines like 'I was delayed, I was waylaid/An emergency stop/I
smelt the last ten seconds of life/I crashed down on the crossbar/And the pain
was enough to make a shy bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder.'
But will it make him shut up?
On The Queen Is Dead, Morrissey somehow painted melancholy
little vignettes of life that were very touching. How is it that most of the
songs on Strangeways seem false, spiteful and sort of bitchy?
Surely internal strife must have affected them, but certainly not in a depressingly
constructive manner. Some of the songs don't even sound as though they were
written together. And I never thought it was possible, but Morrissey's usual
moany, groany voice and Johnny Marr's (somewhat) cheery guitar work, a combination
that was so endearing on The Queen Is Dead, now just seems
really trite and uncomfortable and untogether - something like that monthly
pain they talk about on TV. This is not exactly the way I wanted to remember
them."
- Suzan Colon, Star Hits
Why "Strangeways, Here We Come"?
"Because the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if I was in
prison 12 months from now. Really it's me throwing both arms up to the skies
and yelling 'whatever next?'. Strangeways, of course, is that hideous Victorian
monstrosity of a prison operating 88 to a cell. I don't have any particular
crimes in mind but it's so easy to be a criminal nowadays that I wouldn't have
to look very far. Life is so odd that I'm sure I could manage it without too
much difficulty.
Strangeways perfects every lyrical and musical notion The Smiths have
ever had. It isn't dramatically, obsessively different in any way and I'm quite
glad it isn't because I've been happy with the structure we've had until now.
It's far and away the best record we've ever made."
- Morrissey, Melody Maker, September 26, 1987
"It was the first time the group played it together and we just switched
the tape on and didn't take it terribly seriously. And I just fell onto a piano
and began to bang away. We kept the tape because it had some unnameable appeal."
Interviewer: "And people kept the piano away from you after that?"
Morrissey: "People kept away from me after that!"
- Morrissey on "Death Of A Disco Dancer", Sounds,
June 18, 1988.
"On Strangeways, you got the impression that Johnny didn't know what Morrissey
had prepared for it. We were putting the backing tracks down totally blind,
just making sure the key was OK with him."
- Stephen Street, Q, January, 1994
"I still think Strangeways, Here We Come is the best record. I get really
pissed off with this critical cliche, like, they've swept Strangeways under
the carpet."
- Grant Showbiz, Q, January, 1994
"I feel at the moment that almost anything absurd can happen. And if I
ended up in Strangeways I wouldn't be at all surprised."
- Morrissey, Q, 1987
"It's a very uplifting record, even if the titles lead one to consider
it a rather dour record. I don't know how far my judgement is valid - being
an obviously immensely depressed person - but it's not really morbid."
- Morrissey, Q, 1987
"The stuff we've just done for the new album is great, the best we've
ever done. I'm really proud of it."
- Johnny Marr, post-split, NME, August 7, 1987
"I'll tell you one thing about 'Strangeways' - I don't think there'll
ever be, and I don't think there ever was, a band that would put an LP of songs
like that together. Because, you know, what is it? Is it rock? Is it pop? Is
it rockabilly? I mean, you put 'Death Of A Disco Dancer' on a jukebox, it's
not gonna get played very often, is it?"
- Mike Joyce, Select, April 1993
"Oh, I mean, the pressure was really on Johnny to write a better album
than 'The Smiths,' 'The Queen Is Dead' or 'Meat Is Murder,' every one of them.
It had to be the best album ever written by The Smiths. And the pressure was
on Morrissey to come up with a killer lyric. And I was boozing a lot - brandy,
we were all drinking a lot of brandy. I don't mean in the bathroom - gargle,
gargle - there was none of that shit going down. (Andy laughs) Maybe there was,
alright. He's laughing cos he caught me one morning. But, yeah, there was a
lot of pressure on Johnny. And that's why 'Strangeways' to me sounds like a
total white-knuckle ride. We were very tense. But we were playing together really
well, better than we'd ever played before. I wish we'd toured 'Strangeways...'"
- Mike Joyce, Select, April 1993
How was the intro to 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me' done?
Andy Rourke: "It's the sound effects of a crowd noise from the BBC sound
effects library, isn't it? I think it was a strike or something, outside a pit."
Mike Joyce: "Good intro, that, isn't it? When it all goes, Baaah... That's
a pop-in, though. We didn't all go (quietly) one-two-three-four. It's just spliced
in."
- Select, April 1993
"... to me 'Strangeways' is like the heaviest album to listen to. You
don't put that one on when you fancy some nice easy listening."
- Mike Joyce, Select, April 1993
"'Strangeways' suffers because it was our last record, so people think
there were arguments and horrors in making it, but there weren't. Morrissey
and I both think it's possibly our best album. That and some of 'The Queen Is
Dead,' which accepted opinion says is our masterpiece. That might be true, but
'Strangeways' has its moments, like 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Love
Me'. Last time I met Morrissey he said it was his favourite Smiths song. He
might be right. Over the last few years I've heard 'Girlfriend In A Coma' in
shops and people's cars, and I'm always surprised by how good it sounds. 'Unhappy
Birthday' I really like."
- Johnny Marr, Select, December 1993
"I think my singing has got better, it's changed over the years. I think
it was at its best around Strangeways, Here We Come which was due to extensive
touring and really pushing your voice beyond the boundaries, and that really
helped."
- Morrissey, NME, February 18, 1989
"They are great songs. You know, occasionally, as I'm rolling
out pastry, I find myself singing 'Death Of A Disco Dancer'."
- Morrissey, Melody Maker, August 9, 1997
Q: Johnny Marr said recently that Strangeways is [your masterpiece].
"Well, it is. We're in absolute accordance on that. We say it quite often.
At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds... Strangeways Here We
Come which, as you might know, was our last studio album, said everything eloquently,
perfectly at the right time and put the tin hat on it basically."
- Morrissey, Q, April 1994
"Actually, it's my favourite Smiths album. We split after we recorded
it and they were good sessions. One or two of the songs are acoustic-led (Girlfriend
In A Coma and Unhappy Birthday) which I really liked - now that
was an organic record. I wanted the electric guitar parts a lot less layered
and with a lot more weight, which you can hear on I Started Something I
Couldn't Finish. The stuff that wasn't acoustic was mainly led by my 355
12-string; in fact, a lot of the songs - I Started Something..., Paint
A Vulgar Picture and Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before -
were written on that guitar. It gave a really big sound. I wanted to make sure
my main guitar parts really counted and stayed on the record. Often, before,
I had changed the main foundation at a later date, but that didn't happen with
Strangeways."
- Johnny Marr, The Guitar Magazine, January 1997
"Yeah, it was a big deal! I had to make everyone leave the studio, bring
in a few candles... no, not really. The song just suited it. I always thought
that if you played a guitar solo it should be something people could whistle...
mind you, since then I've recorded solos that even Roger Whittaker would have
problems whistling."
- Johnny Marr on his first guitar solo (Paint A Vulgar Picture),
The Guitar Magazine, January 1997
"No, it wasn't about Rough Trade at all. So I was a bit confused when
Geoff Travis, the Rough Trade big boy, despised it and stamped on it. It was
about the music industry in general, about practically anybody who's died and
left behind that frenetic fanatical legacy which sends people scrambling. Billy
Fury, Marc Bolan..."
- Morrissey on "Paint A Vulgar Picture", NME, February 13,
1988
"I desperately desperately wanted ['Stop Me If You Think You've Heard
This One Before'] to be released. Rough Trade sent white labels along to Radio
One but they said they would never under any circumstances play it because of
the line about mass murder. They said people would've instantly linked it with
Hungerford and it would've caused thousands of shoppers to go out and buy machine
guns and murder their grandparents. I think Rough Trade should've released 'Death
Of A Disco Dancer' instead just to be stroppy."
- Morrissey, NME, February 13, 1988
"With the Smiths, I'd take this really loud Telecaster of mine, lay it on top
of a Fender Twin Reverb with the vibrato on, and tune it to an open chord. Then
I'd drop a knife with a metal handle on it, hitting random strings. I used that
on "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" for the big
"doings" at the start... Musically, the production was my responsibility.
But to be fair, it was a 50/50 thing between Morrissey and me. We were completely
in sync about which way we should go for each record. But we started to lose
that near the end of the last LP, which was another signal to me that we should
stop. The White Album was the strongest influence on us towards the end, things
like 'Cry Baby Cry' and 'I'm So Tired'... The solo on 'Paint A Vulgar Picture'
was done on a Strat. I was really pleased that the first solo as such on a Smiths
record was one you could sing... I liked the melody at the end of 'Stop Me If
You've Heard This One Before,' but it just felt a little too accomplished. I
wanted it to sound like a punk player who couldn't play, so I fingered it on
one string, right up and down the neck. I could have played it with harmonics
or my teeth, or something clever, but the poignancy would have gone out of the
melody."
- Johnny Marr, Guitar Player, January 1990