REAL NAME Mike Joyce
BIRTH PLACE/DATE Chorlton on Medlock 01.06.63
BIRTHSIGN Gemini
SIBLINGS Billy, Martin, Bernie, Anne
HEIGHT 5ft10ins
WEIGHT 10st 4lb
EYES Green
HAIR Black
PREVIOUS OCCUPATIONS None
PREVIOUS BANDS Victim & the Hoax
FAVOURITE COLOUR Blue
FAVOURITE FOODS Baked potato & baked beans and Cod bake
FAVOURITE DRINKS Vodka, Orange, Pineapple, Champagne
HOBBIES Practising and lounging
PETS None
AMBITION IN LIFE World domination for The Smiths
SELF DESCRIPTION Easy going
HIGH POINT OF CAREER Free Trade Hall concert
FAVOURITE FILMS The Sporting Life, Ryan's Daughter, The Elephant Man, Dog Day Afternoon
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME The Young Ones
TV PERSONALITY Rik Mayall
FAVOURITE ACTRESS Brigitte Bardot
PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET Charlie Watts
MOST IMPORTANT POSSESSION Drum Kit
MOST HATED RECORD Susanna
FAVOURITE BANDS Buzzcocks, The Only Ones, James
FAVOURITE SINGERS Ronnie Spector, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
FAVOURITE LPs Another Music in a Different Kitchen, Baby's Got a Gun
FAVOURITE SINGLES It's All Over Now - Rolling Stones, Spiral Scratch - Buzzcocks
FIRST RECORD EVER BOUGHT Elected - Alice Cooper
FIRST LIVE GIG ATTENDED Buzzcocks and the Mayflower Manchester
LIKES Rehearsing, recording, touring, going out, beating Phil on the table
DISLIKES Platform shoes, meat, white kio's
FAVOURITE ANIMAL Cat
FAVOURITE PERSON Bee
HEROES John Maher and the other Smiths, Gertrude and Elsie Tanner
VILLIANS Mrs Thatcher, Tommy McCardle
GREATEST EMBARRASSMENT Falling on the stage
SELF CONFESSION Enjoying Bull's Eye
FIRST ROMANCE Local Seductress
FAVOURITE FUN THING TO DO Building