
Morrissey
interviewed by Iain Webb
Undress, 1984

The line from "This Charming Man," "I would go
out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear." Was that written
from experience?
From total experience. For years and years I never had a job, or any
money. Consequently I never had any clothes whatsoever. I found that on
those very rare occasions when I did get invited anywhere I would
constantly sit down and say, "Good heavens, I couldn't possibly go to this
place tonight because I don't have any clothes... I don't have any shoes."
So I'd miss out on all those foul parties. It was really quite a blessing
in disguise.
I read about you tucking your shirt collars in because you
couldn't find the shirts you wanted?
Yes, collars were always totally unmanageable things... it didn't really
matter that you'd found a wonderful shirt because inevitably the collar
would be totally unwearable anyway, so you had to throw the thing
away.
So do you have a definite idea of how you want to look? How
you see yourself?
I do, but it's a slight dilemma because in an obscure way it's a cross
between Oscar Wilde and James Dean... I'm not embarrassed to admit it
although I know James Dean has become almost this synthetic vogue thing.
I rarely manage it... although it's something I strive for.
Are there things about yourself that you try to hide, or
alternatively, try to emphasise?
Yes there are. One of the lines in the song "Accept Yourself" is
"When will you accept your shoes?", and I find that so many
people have this dilemma about shoes. If they have the wrong pair of
shoes it can totally destroy their entire life. Similarly if people think
their feet are too big, or that their nose is too big it can result in a
diminished social life for totally false reasons.
For instance? Is there anything which you feel about
yourself?
Yes, I feel that if you have a foul hairstyle that your entire life is
foul. It's a totally brief issue, but I do maintain that if your hair is
wrong, your entire life is wrong, and you could never possibly have a
serious job...
Although your general appearance is quite casual, there are
those who would see your look as highly pretentious (the beads and the
flowers and whatever)?
Yes.
Would they be right making such an assumption?
Yes. I think they are right, but it's not necessarily a bad thing. So
many pretentious people are really treasurable. In a way it's like Oscar
Wilde's dandyism... it's attractive nonsense as far as I'm concerned...
but it's not trivial, because it's vastly important to me.
Is it difficult to wear flowers?
Not really. It depends upon the scope of the imagination. It's not just
a matter of wearing them, but of course how you wear them, so...
What gave you the idea in the first place to shove a bouquet
down your jeans?
Well, that sounds quite interesting (laughs)... I became bored with just
carrying them which I did for a long time and it was quite clumsy, so I
discovered this new angle. It just seemed perfectly natural...
unquestionable that it would happen.
Where will it end though, because in the last video it looked
like you were sitting in a shrub at times...
What?
Well, there were so many of them...
Mmmmmmmm, yes, I suppose it really has to end, but it's just a matter of
being as close to nature as possible. I don't think it will get to the
point where I'm heaving an oak tree about or anything, but it's quite an
amusing project...
Whose appearance charms you?
I think it's really... this could sound a little dull... it really has to
be James Dean because he looked good regardless of what he wore. He could
wear an old rag and he was still quite stunning, and equally he could
clamber into a tuxedo and it would also be incredibly fetching. So for me
he is the only person who looked perfect persistently.
Yeah... Joe Dallesandro, Antony Perkins, and Jean Marais appear
on your covers. Are they men whose styles you admire?
To a certain degree, yes, but I think it's because they are sensitive and
inverted, like Terence Stamp. The bed-sit person with the old ragged
cardigan on. I like that, the failures, people who look like they're
failing. I'm really quite fascinated by failure... in other people of
course.
Are clothes important to you?
They are. I mean I like to have them on. I wouldn't feel very secure if
I didn't have any, so yes I suppose... (smothered laughter)
Is there anything you wouldn't wear?
Oh, so many things. I mean I'd never wear a duffle coat. Definitely
not.
Has it effected you being featured so heavily in the media...
like seeing your picture all the time?
It does, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you become obsessed and feel
that everytime your picture is anywhere you have to be in entirely
different clothes. To me it works reversely. I feel that it doesn't
really matter anymore. I feel slightly beyond the point where I always
have to be somewhat alluring or attractive... I don't think people write
about me for the way I look, but the things which I lyrically say.
The look you present doesn't make a screaming statement
necessarily, but the beads and the flowers do lean toward the trend for
sexual ambivalence...
Mmmmmm...
How do you feel about that?
Well, I think it's true and quite intentional. I want to make that point
quite strongly but in a way that wouldn't bore people. I think people in
the past have tried to and have bored people because it's been so severe,
and too far removed from everybody's daily lives that it's therefore
inconsequential... I think things have to be done quite slyly and in a way
that doesn't really seem dangerous or doesn't really seem serious but when
you sit down and think about it you realise that everything falls into
place, but people who try to be incredibly shocking fail because I
think...
Because they can be packeted?
Yes they can, and they're too exteme, therefore nobody pays any attention
to them.
So you'd rather be subversive?
Yes I would... but not overlooked.
Do you ever go on shopping sprees?
I often go out with the intention of a shopping spree but come back with
half an item. It's quite difficult. I'm a very neurotic consumer.
So you don't actually enjoy shopping?
I wouldn't say so... no.
But you enjoy clothes?
Yes I do... I mean obviously everybody has to be judged by their clothes.
It's a true statement. I think we all do and there is no point pretending
we don't. We know that it's wrong, but it doesn't matter anyway. So
what? I would find it absolutely impossible to speak to somebody if they
were wearing a duffle coat, regardless of who they were or what their
intentions were... or if they had a repugnant hairstyle I could never
tolerate the conversation.
Do you find that if you get up and do your hair and it doesn't
go right your whole day is messed up?
Obviously the day is completely ruined. It's a common dilemma. I mean a
new hairstyle can completely change your entire views on life. It can
change your political views virtually... So the hair rules the body...
it's an absolute fact!

MORRISSEY'S WARDROBE
SHIRTS
