REAL NAME Morrissey
BIRTH PLACE/SIGN Manchester, May 22nd 1959
BIRTHSIGN Gemini
SIBLINGS Jacqueline
HEIGHT Virtually 6ft
WEIGHT 10 stone
EYES Vivid blue
HAIR Brown
PREVIOUS OCCUPATIONS None
PREVIOUS BANDS None
FAVOURITE COLOUR Blue
FAVOURITE FOOD Yoghurt
FAVOURITE DRINK Tea
HOBBIES Books
PETS Two cats
AMBITION IN LIFE Immortality
SELF DESCRIPTION Unprepossessing
HIGH POINT OF CAREER Not meeting Royalty
FAVOURITE FILM Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960)
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME Coronation Street (60's-'70's)

FAVOURITE ACTORS Ralph Richardson in Long Day's Journey Into Night (1962), Charles Laughton in Hobson's Choice (1953) and Alec Guinness in The Ladykillers (1955)
FAVOURITE ACTRESSES Marjorie Rhodes in The Family Way (1966) Margaret Rutherford in The Happiest Days of Your Life (1950)
PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET Parker Tyler
MOST IMPORTANT POSSESSION Common Sense
MOST HATED RECORD Bandaid
FAVOURITE BANDS James, Ludus
FAVOURITE SINGER Timi Yuro
FAVOURITE LPs Chelsea Girl, Desertshore and The End by Nico
FAVOURITE SINGLES Fire of Unknown Origin (Patti Smith), Death (Klaus Nomi)
FIRST RECORD EVER BOUGHT Come and Stay With Me (Marianne Faithful)
FIRST LIVE GIG ATTENDED T. Rex, Bellevue, Manchester 1972
LIKES Films, books, moderation, conversation, civility
DISLIKES Meat, cigarettes, breakdancing, fads, videos, modern pop stars, cowards, sexism
FAVOURITE ANIMAL Cats
FAVOURITE PERSON Fatso Wilde
HEROES Alastair Sim, Shelagh Delaney, Viv Nicholson
VILLAINS Thatcher, Reagan
GREATEST EMBARRASSMENT Birth
SELF CONFESSION Leather Shoes
FIRST ROMANCE Still waiting
FAVOURITE FUN THING TO DO Sleep, dream, plot, contemplate, fall ill